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[Good evening Adstring. A cheerful, older sounding male voice (that sounds like he smokes about a pack a day) is gracing your ears this fine evening. He thinks some of you need some tips]
So, since I was able to take a break from these shitheads, I noticed it looked like some of you from that other city *because like fuck is he trying to pronounce it* could use some tips on how to deal with the dead and shambling. Consider this your PSA.
First, if you don't have a weapon, GET THE FUCK INSIDE. Shove things in front of the windows and doors and stay there until you get an all clear. If you don't know what you're doing all that's going to happen is you're going to turn into zombie chow. Try not to, I know I won't hesitate to put a bullet through your head.
Those of you who have actually seen a zombie movie know the drill I hope. Stay away from the packs, aim for the head, and don't, for the love of fuck, get bit.
If you get bitten, you have about 24 hours. Do yourself a favor, tell someone with a weapon so they can kill you before you try and eat your friends.
Have a nice day, if you survive it that is.
[And in the background you can hear another male voice, a bit younger, laughing and telling 'Kline' to 'stop being a bastard']
[Russell laughs in return]
Not my fault if-
[Feed ends]
So, since I was able to take a break from these shitheads, I noticed it looked like some of you from that other city *because like fuck is he trying to pronounce it* could use some tips on how to deal with the dead and shambling. Consider this your PSA.
First, if you don't have a weapon, GET THE FUCK INSIDE. Shove things in front of the windows and doors and stay there until you get an all clear. If you don't know what you're doing all that's going to happen is you're going to turn into zombie chow. Try not to, I know I won't hesitate to put a bullet through your head.
Those of you who have actually seen a zombie movie know the drill I hope. Stay away from the packs, aim for the head, and don't, for the love of fuck, get bit.
If you get bitten, you have about 24 hours. Do yourself a favor, tell someone with a weapon so they can kill you before you try and eat your friends.
Have a nice day, if you survive it that is.
[And in the background you can hear another male voice, a bit younger, laughing and telling 'Kline' to 'stop being a bastard']
[Russell laughs in return]
Not my fault if-
[Feed ends]
